Posts Tagged ‘Vignettes’


In Main, Relationship on November 11, 2009 at 7:29 pm

MG, prancing about naked in the bathroom,  indecently energetic for 6.30am, moisturizing and mascara-ing: “She drives ME C-RAZY-“

Him, on the other side of the half-closed door, dressing in the bedroom: “o-OO o-OOo



Afternoon Delight

In Main, Relationship on September 20, 2009 at 2:39 pm

Him: (via late afternoon text message) “Baby, what time is your auntie coming today?”

MG: “8.”

Him: (immediate reply) “Good, we have time for Sex!!”

MG: (as yet unshowered and grumpy from lack of sleep) “Ew”.

The Way We R

In Main, Relationship on March 28, 2009 at 1:30 am

After our New Year’s eve festivities concluded this past January,  He and I returned to my parents’ house sweaty, tired, and otherwise generally exuberant (Shakira had given us quite the work out, not to mention getting us extremely horny, but that’s a story for another day).

A new year, right? What could be in store for us? Well, you know, besides our wedding, of course.  Perhaps we would bond more as a couple? Maybe our finally moving in together (after five long years of long-distance! Five! Years!) would bless us in more ways than just a double income and split utilities? Maybe even benefit beyond just joint tax returns and spouse-covered-for-free clauses in health insurance?

The possibilities, on that starry January 1st morning, were endless.

And how did He and I celebrate this auspiciousness?

Well by eating bananas, and popping open a can of soda/carton of yogurt drink, of course! Because it is important to celebrate your new life together by eating random starches with the person you’re getting married to at 3 in the morning!

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